We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
WDP. 2022-06-27
Really sturdy.
Elijah Salgado 2022-05-07
It feels good for those complaining you guys need the real thing lol to value and appreciate this little thing
Steve 2022-09-04
Lady's let me tell you !!! OOOO AHHHH WOW !!!!! Must not let this slip By.. Tryed many different Toy's,,and this my New NUMBER ONE GO TO !!!!!
belli 2022-06-07
It's just almost life size like for the bigger one. It's heavy Which is nice even tho it's got an awkward hold with the jelly feel and flop. But nice grip and sizing works great with lube and definitely looks real and works in any position, and vest thing about it is it don't talk back and run it mouth just does what you need it to. Lol. It comes with a double like thing and a tampon like thing for easy clean out and dry up
Prince Evans 2022-05-05
Wonderful !! The feeling of this was amazing, was hesitant about purchasing one but I’m glad i did !! the quality of this toy is the softest and best I’ve ever had !!
Tiffany 2023-03-31
this dildo was so much fun to play with ! & the squirting function was so easy to maneuver . the only slightly negative thing i have to say is that this dildo is too soft . i wish it was firmer for easier insertion .
Evan 2022-08-21
This toy is a lot bigger in person, something that's nearly unheard of when it comes to these types of toys haha!
Not that that's a bad thing. I usually go for much smaller toys, but it's nice to have some bigger ones for those more adventurous moods.
It's very firm and a bit heavy for its suction cup, but it's very easy to clean and well sculpted. I'm very happy with it in the end, and I'm sure this is many people's favorite toy.
Blackblood Angel 2022-08-08
It is so life- like and realistic I am amazed how flexible it is but also has great suction! It even has “veins”! Everything in description was accurate. Better even than I expected.
NerdShop 2022-09-07
Love this toy. It feels amazing as it stretches you out. Usually like to use this as a transition toy to a bigger one. Wish it was slightly longer, but that’s just my preference.
jharvey1229 2022-08-19
Dildo is firm but flexible so it'll move with your body. It's solid all the way through so it's not very squishy. The suction cup works pretty good, I reckon it'll work work on any smooth surface. Utimi products have always been high quality for low price and this one is no different; would buy again.
lee wo 2022-04-28
This massager works very well, especially when you angle it or rock back and forth! It's quite strong too! Especially when you have the thumping and vibration going on at the same time
rio n 2022-06-18
When I received the product I was blown away on how thick it was!!! With a little bit of elbow grease, and some patience. It was well worth it.
Alan 2023-05-03
Very good over all quality. The suction is great depending on the surface of course. Excellent balance of firmness and flexibility! I don't know about beginner status just have to take it slow and easy at first she says. And be sure to use some lube. Highly recommended !